Tickles tagged me for this poll!

1. If you were a celebrity, what kind would it be (movies, tv, literature, crime, etc)?

I would be a famous author - known for my witty and hard-hitting writings. Eventually I would be elected president when it became apparent I was the smartest person for the job.

2. Which other celebrities would you make a concerted effort to try and be around?

I'm not very fond of most people - butI could have fun with
The Blue Collar Comedy Guys

3. Which other celebrities would you avoid like the plague?

All of them except.......

4. Which celebrities would you date?

John Travolta

5. What would be your “Celebrity Cause”?

Eliminating Stupid People. ESP - sometimes you just know........

6. Since celebs always get off, what crime(’s) would you commit?

I'd hit people who really needed it.

7. What would be the name of your tell-all book?

I 'm Always Right

8. Tag 3 people to do this poll.

Smooshie
Catherine
JustLisa

9. Link to the post that tagged you.

TicklesTapeworm