This Bear Bites!

HOW THE RYAN GRINCH
STOLE CHRISTMAS
adapted by
thisbearbites (a Who)

Every Who
Down in Who-ville (also known as Des Moines)
Liked Christmas a lot... But the Grinch they called Ryan,
Who lived just North of Who-ville, in Fort Dodge)
Did NOT! The Grinch hated Christmas!
The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be that his head wasn't screwed on quite right.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were to tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small. But,
Whatever the reason,
His heart or his shoes,
He stood there on Christmas Eve, hating the Whos,
Staring down from his cave with a sour, Grinchy frown
At the warm lighted windows below in their town.
For he knew every Who down in Who-ville beneath
Was busy now, hanging a mistleoe wreath. "And they're hanging their stockings!" he snarled with a sneer.
"Next week is Christmas! It's practically here!"
Then he growled, with his grinch fingers nervously drumming,
"I MUST find a way to keep Christmas from coming!"
For, next week, he knew... ...All the Who girls and boys
Would wake up bright and early. They'd rush for their toys!
And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!
That's one thing he hated! The NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! Then the Whos, young and old, would sit down to a feast.
And they'd feast! And they'd feast!
And they'd FEAST! FEAST! FEAST! FEAST!
They would start on Who-pudding, and rare Who-roast-beast
Which was something the Grinch couldn't stand in the least! And THEN
They'd do something he liked least of all!
Every Who down in Who-ville, the tall and the small,
Would stand close together, with Christmas bells ringing.
They'd stand hand-in-hand. And the Whos would start singing! They'd sing! And they'd sing!
AND they'd SING! SING! SING! SING!
And the more the Grinch thought of the Who-Christmas-Sing
The more the Grinch thought, "I must stop this whole thing!
"Why for two years I've put up with it now!
I MUST stop Christmas from coming!
...But HOW?" Then he got an idea!
An awful idea!
THE GRINCH
GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA! "I know just what to do!" The Grinch Laughed in his throat.
And he made a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat.
And he chuckled, and clucked, "What a great Grinchy trick!
"With this coat and this hat, I'll look just like Saint Nick!" "All I need is a reindeer..."
The Grinch looked around.
But since reindeer are scarce, there was none to be found.
Did that stop the old Grinch...?
No! The Grinch simply said,
"If I can't find a reindeer, I'll make one instead!"
So he called his girl Sandra. Then he took some red thread
And he tied a big horn on top of her head. THEN
He loaded some bags
And some old empty sacks
On a ramshakle sleigh
And he hitched up old Sandra. Then the Grinch said, "Giddyap!"
And the sleigh started down
Toward the homes where the Whos
Lay a-snooze in their town. All their windows were dark. Quiet snow filled the air.
All the Whos were all dreaming sweet dreams without care
When he came to the family house in the square.
"This is the stop," The old Grinchy Claus hissed
And he climbed to the roof, empty bags in his fist. Then he slid down the chimney. A rather tight pinch.
But if Santa could do it, then so could the Grinch.
He got stuck only once, for a moment or two.
Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flue
Where the little Who stockings all hung in a row.
"These stockings," he grinned, "are the first things to go!" Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant,
Around the whole room, and he took every present!
Pop guns! And bicycles! Roller skates! Drums!
Checkerboards! Tricycles! Popcorn! And plums!
And he stuffed them in bags. Then the Grinch, very nimbly,
Stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimney! Then he slunk to the icebox. He took the Whos' feast!
He took the Who-pudding! He took the roast beast!
He cleaned out that icebox as quick as a flash.
Why, that Grinch even took their last can of Who-hash! Then he stuffed all the food up the chimney with glee.
"And NOW!" grinned the Grinch, "I will stuff up the kid!" And the Grinch grabbed Miss Lilly , and he started to shove
When he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove.
He turned around fast, and he saw a small Who!
Little Gramma-Bear Who, who was way more than two. The Grinch had been caught by this little old Who gramma
Who'd got out of bed for a cup of cold water.
She stared at the Grinch and said, "Santy Claus, why,
"Why are you taking our Lilly Mae? WHY?" But, you know, that old Grinch was so smart and so slick
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
"Why, my sweet little tot," the fake Santy Claus lied,
"is just going to visit more family.
"So I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear.
"I'll play with her up there. Then I'll bring her back here." And his fib fooled the old who bear. Then he patted her head
And he got her a drink and he sent he to bed.
And when Gramma Bear Who went to bed with her cup,
HE went to the chimney and stuffed the kid up! Then the last thing he took
Was the log for their fire.
Then he went up the chimney himself, the old liar.
On their walls he left nothing but hooks, and some wire. And the one speck of food
The he left in the house
Was a crumb that was even too small for a mouse.
It was quarter past dawn...
All the Whos, still a-bed
All the Whos, still a-snooze
When he packed up his sled,
Packed it up with their presents! The ribbons! The wrappings!
The tags! And the tinsel! The trimmings! The trappings! Three thousand feet up! Up the side of Mount Crumpit,
He rode to the tiptop to dump it!
"Pooh-pooh to the Whos!" he was grinch-ish-ly humming.
"They're finding out now that no Christmas is coming!
"They're just waking up! I know just what they'll do!
"Their mouths will hang open a minute or two
"The all the Whos down in Who-ville will all cry BOO-HOO!" "That's a noise," grinned the Grinch,
"That I simply must hear!"
So he paused. And the Grinch put a hand to his ear.
And he did hear a sound rising over the snow.
It started in low. Then it started to grow... But the sound wasn't sad!
Why, this sound wasnt merry!
Could it be so!
But it WAS loud! VERY! He stared down at Who-ville!
The Grinch popped his eyes!
Then he shook!
What he saw was a shocking surprise! Every Who down in Who-ville, the tall and the small,
Was sad singing! Without any Lilly at all!
He HADN'T stopped Christmas from coming!
IT CAME!
Somehow or other, it came just the same! And the Grinch, with his grinch-feet ice-cold in the snow,
Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?
It came without ribbons! It came without tags!
"It came without packages, boxes or bags!"
"It even came without Lilly, the center of their joy!"
And he puzzled three hours, `till his puzzler was sore.
Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before!
"Maybe Christmas," he thought, "doesn't come from a store.
"Maybe Christmas...perhaps...means a little bit more!" And what happened then...?
Well...in Who-ville they say
That the Grinch's small heart
Grew three sizes that day!
And the minute his heart didn't feel quite so tight,
He whizzed with his load through the bright morning light
And he brought back the toys! And the food for the feast!
And he... ...HE HIMSELF...!
The Grinch handed Sweet Lilly to Who Gramma, and then the Grinch carved the roast beast!

Not only do we not get to spend Christmas with Lilly; they left today and may not be back home until after Christmas. They kept that information hid from us until they were walking out the door this afternoon.

We will not put up a tree, stockings, or any other decorations of celebrations. I will wrap Lilly's presents only. God only know when we can give them to her.
All we wanted for Christmas was to share in the joy of Lilly's first Christmas.

I don't see this adapted story really having the happy ending where the Grinches has a miraculous change of heart and brings our Christmas joy back.
Nothing else can replace having Lilly here with us. We have missed so much of her first year- and our punishment continues.

We are treated as second class around here - we don't count.
I, after only two hours of sleep, drove Sandra and Lilly to this appointment with a new doctor across town.
We waited in the lobby and eventually Lilly's name was called. Sandra informed me that only she and Lilly would go back to the room to meet the doctor. I was to stay out and mind the coats.
I felt used.
I wasn't asked to be there as a Gramma.
They just needed a driver. I wasn't important. Just free.

I feel for Lilly too. Having to sleep in a different house and a different bed every few days. Being used as a pawn in this vicious game of keep away.
Her parents are jealous of the love and attention she recieves. Rather than reveleing in the miracle of that is this beautiful daughter they were given as a great gift. They continue to remain unprepared. They are jealous of her and angered by the shift of attention from them to her.
Lilly's needs do not count. Nor do other people she also loves. Lilly is given no stability and no promise that the people she loves will always be there. As soon as she is nestled in at home again, it is time to run again. New faces, new bed, new rules. Not too mny adults would surbive this life style well.
There is truley no reason to act like gypsies and run when there is a home missing you.